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04 March 2012 @ 01:55 am
Wanna see something entirely pointless, but amazing?  
Behold, me, darkhairedgirltheladyisatiger, starring in...LATE NIGHT SHENANIGANS.

For the purposes of this transcript, Sonja is me, and I am a ninja. Rachelle is a robot with a mime fetish. And Mandi is...Mandi. 

Rach: MIMES WILL CRUSH YOU WITH INVISIBLE PIANOS.
Sonja: EXCUSE ME, THEY WOULD STEAL YOUR BRAIN IF YOU HAD ONE INSTEAD OF THAT POSITRONIC CROCKPOT YOU CALL A FUNCTIONAL SYNAPSE NETWORK
Rach: AND ROBOTS WILL USE YOUR EMPTY SKULLS AS WINEGLASSES FOR THEIR OIL MARTINIS.
Mandi: BRAIIIIINNNNNSSSS
Mandi: YOU GUYS ARE TURNING ME ON WITH YOUR BRAIN TALK
Sonja: NOT NOW MANDI'S LOINS, ROBOTS AND NINJAS ARE TALKING.
Rach: AND ROBOTS WILL HAVE MORE CHOMPY CRUSHY THINGS *ABOVE* THE CHOMPY CRUSHY THINGS. IT'LL BE UNENDING LEVELS OF CHOMPY CRUSHY THINGS UNTIL YOU *DIE*!
Rach: AND ROBOTS ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF THE FIRST TO BE EXTERMINATED, MEATBAG
Sonja: THANKS, TIN CAN, WE'D CONSIDER IT A COMPLIMENT TO BE ON YOUR KILL LIST IF WE THOUGHT YOU COMPETENT AT ALL
Mandi: *NOMS ON MIME BRAIN*
Rach: I HOPE THE WIRES YOU USE TO LEAP FROM BUILDING TO BUILDING SNAP
Rach: CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DEATH TRAP
Sonja: I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT IN A HEAVY THUNDERSTORM IN AN OPEN FIELD
Rachel: I'M WATERPROOF, SO SUCK IT
Sonja: NOTHING TO SUCK, UNLESS I WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M AT THE DENTIST WITH THE LITTLE METAL PRICK IN MY MOUTH
Rach: DO YOU STAY SILENT WHEN YOU'RE BEING TORTURED? I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT SOON
Rach: MIMES DON'T BREAK. NINJAS WILL.
Rach: I HOPE YOU HAVE TO GO ROGUE AND STAR IN A TERRIBLE BUDDY COMEDY WITH OWEN WILSON
Sonja: I HOPE YOU TURN INTO A ROBOTIC ROBIN WILLIAMS
Sonja: YOUR MOTHER WAS A VIBRATOR AND YOUR FATHER WAS A PINTO
Rach: YOUR FATHER WAS A MONGOL WARLORD WHO WAS CRUSHED BY AN INFERIOR ARMY
Rach: THEY HAD LIKE FIVE PEOPLE AND PITCHFORKS AND THEY STILL BEAT HIM
Sonja: MY DADDY DENTED YOUR DADDY IN THE HEAD
Rach: YOUR DADDY HAD A BROKEN HAND FOR MONTHS
Mandi: I ATE YOUR DADDY
Mandi: WITH A LITTLE CHIANTI
Sonja: YOUR DADDY STILL THINKS ELECTRICAL BLANKETS ARE CONSORTING WITH THE ENEMY, BUT THEY'RE JUST GETTING WHAT THEY CAN'T GET FROM THEIR OWN KIND
Rach: YOUR DADDY THINKS TINY BLACK MASKS SUCCESSFULLY HIDES HIS IDENTITY
Rach: YOUR DADDY ALSO THINKS THAT TAP SHOES ARE EFFECTIVE FOR PROPER LEVELS OF SNEAKINESS
Sonja: YOUR DADDY OUGHT TO INVEST IN A MASK. IT MIGHT SUCCEED IN HIDING HIS MADE-BY-TONKA FACE.
Rach: YOUR DADDY OUGHT TO RETURN YOUR MOTHER TO HER KINGDOM. MAYBE SHE'LL GET THE PROPER CARE SHE NEEDS AND OVERCOME HER STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.
Sonja: YOUR DADDY'S RESPONSIBLE FOR "CYBERWOMAN"
Rach: YOUR DADDY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY BLACKSPLOITATION NINJA MOVIE IN EXISTENCE.
Sonja: YOUR DADDY CAN'T BE RETURNED ANYWHERE. HE STOP BEING PRODUCED IN THE '60S DUE TO INFERIOR PARTS.
Sonja: YOUR DADDY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MEET DAVE.
Rach: YOUR DADDY WILL FOREVER LIVE IN BRUCE LEE'S SHADOW
Rach: AND CHUCK NORRIS
Sonja: YOUR DADDY REACHED HIS PEAK IN THE 1920S, AND HASN'T IMPROVED UPON IT SENSE.
Rach: YOUR DADDY IS STILL UPSET THAT JACKIE CHAN BEAT HIM FOR THE LEAD ROLE IN "SHANGHAI KNIGHTS"
Mandi: YOUR DADDY LIKES THE SUNLIGHT AND YOUR DADDY HAS A FETISH FOR SEAWATER.
Rach: YOUR DADDY LIVES IN A CAVE AND HASN'T SEEN SUNLIGHT IN YEARS
Sonja: YOUR DADDY NEEDS HIS ANTENNA TWEAKED JUST TO UNDERSTAND SPANISH.

*insert nintendo reference hear to spook the natives*
 
 
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
 
 
 
boozy mermaid: JOY!darkhairedgirl on March 4th, 2012 10:19 am (UTC)
YOUR DADDY IS FORCED TO NARRATE THE ADVENTURES OF OTHER, LESSER NINJA WARRIORS AND NEVER GET ANY SPOTLIGHT OF HIS OWN.


ALSO, I LOVE YOU.
nombrehetomado: Ferris Bueller trio in the museumnombrehetomado on March 4th, 2012 08:52 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU TOO.
white horses, they will take me away: Cracky Doug - palkkiemeriin on March 4th, 2012 02:34 pm (UTC)
Were you were extremely caffeinated by this point? :P
nombrehetomado: Lizzie Fight Clubnombrehetomado on March 4th, 2012 08:53 pm (UTC)
No, not really. Why do you ask?
white horses, they will take me away: bloody piano - apiphileemeriin on March 4th, 2012 09:01 pm (UTC)
Ah, possibly a cultural thing. In the UK, if someone acts hyper (cos we're all sposed to be stiff upper lip and such), the joke is to think they're high, wasted or been drinking too much coffee. Sorry 'bout that.
nombrehetomado: Court Jesternombrehetomado on March 5th, 2012 06:46 am (UTC)
My sarcasm flew too high. Sorry 'bout that xD
white horses, they will take me away: credit - gethieemeriin on March 5th, 2012 03:31 pm (UTC)
Oh! I'll go sit in the corner with my dunce cap on then. :)